Thursday, April 12, 2007

The 23rd Channel

Television is my shepherd.
My spiritual growth shall want.
It maketh me to sit down and
nothing for it's name sake
Because it requireth all my spare time.
It keepeth me from doing my
duty as a Christian,
because it presenteth so many "good"
shows that I must see.

It restoreth my knowledge of the
things of the world and keepeth
me from study of God's word.
It leadeth me in the paths failing to attend
prayer meetings and
doing nothing for God's kingdom.

Yea though I live to be a hundred,
I shall keep viewing my TV
as long as it will work,
for it is my closest companion.
It sounds and pictures they comfort me.
It presenteth entertainment before me
and keepeth me from doing
important things with my family.

It fills my head with ideas which differ
from those in the Word of God.
Surely no good thing will come out of
my life because of so many wasted hours
and I shall dwells in my regrets and
remorse forever.



R1ch@rD said...

Wow... I like it bro!

Anonymous said...

Funny! :D hahaha